If I were a Monster...

If I were a happy monster, I'd go ha! ha! ha!
(Laugh)

If I were a sad monster, I'd go boo, hoo, hoo.
(Rub eyes)

If I were a mad monster, I'd go stomp, stomp, stomp!
(Stomp feet)

If I were a scared monster,
I'd go AAHH! AAHH! AAHH!
(Scream)

But I'm just me, you see, so I'll just read, read, read!
(Put hands
together like book)