Well, I walked around the corner, and I walked around the block,
and I walked right into The Donut Shop.
And I picked up a donut right fresh from the grease,
and I handed the lady a five cent piece.
Well, she looked at the nickel, and she looked at me.
And she said "This nickel is no good you see"
"There's a hole in the middle and it goes right through."
And I said, "There's a hole in my donut, too.